BOOKS

 

As an author I write prolifically. I use a technique of free writing that I teach my students, to rapidly produce books in a matter of days.

Rather than sell a book at a time, I bundle them and send you all the books you see below for £25.00 (In digital Format). In total that’s over half a million words to get your teeth into, covering all aspects of life from relationships to religion, from influence to the future – fiction and fact that will keep you smiling and improve your mind and your body.




‘HOW TO CREATE THE PERFECT MAN IN SEVEN DAYS’

3D-Book-Template-6For every woman or man looking to for the perfect partner; either the one they are with or the one they are on the hunt for. A step by step guide on how to take an average nice guy, and over seven days make him into the perfect lover;  an alpha male to die for, and devoted to you. Men are putty in the right woman’s hands, it doesn’t matter who he is or thinks he is. The trick is not just catching Mr Right, it’s ensuring he stays loyal and remains the best lover you could ever want.  Hard core dating advice for the woman who knows what she wants…

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD, SATAN & TOM CRUISE

3D-Book-Template-7Probably the book that could start a world war. ‘Conversations’ is an alternative look at reality through the eyes of an unlikely hero. FatMan is a super hero like no other, denser in mind and body than the average human, but more involved in the intimate workings of the universe than any person who has ever lived. The cast includes Satan, God, Tom Cruise, Hitler, Napoleon, Catherine The Great, Vladimir the Impaler, Christ, and FatMan’s wife … Sugar Rintity  – the world’s most beautiful woman. It takes a warts and all look at the religions of the world, with a satirical edge that takes no prisoners when it comes to love, friendship, faith and desire.

 

THE IGNORANCE IS BLISS PRINCIPLE

3D-Book-TemplateIIBLISS takes you back in time to explore the influences that govern our world, and then into the future to take a look at how we can change our stars. A book for those who care about humanity, but more for those with a mind to make a change; rather than saying ‘I’m alright Jack’. Serious, satirical and always meaningful, the world’s biggest problem faces a showdown with the world’s biggest solution. The only question that remains is.. are you part of the problem, or are you part of the solution.

FatMan

3D-Book-Template-9The FatMan series takes sex, drugs, and fatties into a brave new world where fat hanging out is the new in. Legalised and lethal, the world faces its final calling at the mouths of humanity, munching its way through creation. Only a young naive tubster can save the world, from a fate that looks and tastes surprisingly like our own. If you like chocolate on your women, with a good lick of the brown stuff, then this is for you. Bawdy and satirical, the twisted humour suits young and old, with more than a slice of innuendo to keep a hungry reader wanting more.

 

HOW TO MAKE ONE MILLION IN TWENTY ONE WEEKS STARTING NOW

3D-Book-Template-4We all like money, but sometimes getting enough of the stuff can seem like jolly hard work. It doesn’t have to be if you follow the steps of a simple, but little known formula that is guaranteed to make you a million; but only if you can find seven people who want it as much as you. It sounds easy, but when it comes right down to it, everyone’s got every reason not to be rich… even when you bribe them. What’s the world coming to when you just can’t find a few good men or women who want to make a million. Light skinned and dark hearted, the book is part one of two in an ongoing saga, where one man’s dream is another man’s nightmare, and reality turns out rather painfully when it come to making fast money.

MONEY POWER SEX

3D-Book-Template-8My first book that took me literally years to write, simply because I was going about it the wrong way. I started with a subject I knew inside out.. the art of influence… using my logical mind to think things out and solve problems with thorough analysis. Duhhhh!! The book is a great start for anyone wanting to become good at sales and understand how to use language to sell to everyone. As a dyslexic writer, it’s not exactly easy to see the errors, but when I learned to use my creative subconscious to write, everything became very easy. It’s a shame they don’t teach you this stuff at school.

 

HOW TO SAY NO & WHEN TO SAY YES

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A beast of a book (100K) that goes deeply into human nature and how the future is likely to pan out. An intense read that would suit anyone looking for coaching structures, social understanding or personal development. It’s difficult to put down.

 

 

THE LAZY MAN’S DIETING PROGRAM

As the title explains, this is the lazy mans way to weight loss. The inside track to diet and fitness, covering the techniques I used to lose 20 kg in 30 days… no diets, no weights, no gym. Kernesthetics.com

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